This is embarrasing

So I usually pride myself with good punctuation and spelling online.  I have realized that I have at least two spelling errors in my posts thus far.

I really got to start proof-reading these things,
Collin

Just who is curiousity?

Curiousity killed the cat.  I like cats.  Like I really like cats.  Curiousity sounds like a real jerk.  I kind of picture him as a bratty little neighbor boy with red hair and green eyes that likes to torture animals. Ew.

But where would we be without him?  Without curiousity no one would ever be CURIOUS.  If mankind wasn't a curious race we would still all be Neandrithals (I don't know if I spelled that correctly).  So really we owe pretty much everything to this nasty little red head with green eyes.

"I did it for curiousity's sake"
"I just did it out of curiousity"

Why is Cury taking advantage of people?  Is he possesing them?  Does that make him a spirit?

He sounds kind of like a 'Bounty Hunter' sort of deal, like a guy who only works for his own good.  Real selfish like.

Anyways I thought about all this right after I got out of the shower yesterday.
-Collin

Just got to thinking...

Yesterday I walked up my stairs and saw a completely melted candle.  Needless to say I started to dip my hand in it.  I know of few things that are quite as satisfying as covering one's hand in wax. Completely. Completely covered in wax.  Up to the wrist.
Then you feel your hand all smooth, but you can't feel anything with the covered had.  And it is so much fun to like, touch stuff? I don't know if anyone else shares my love of melted candles. But there is a serious down side to this whole waxy hand thing.
Taking the wax off your hand.  It completely sucks.  Completely.  It takes FOREVER.  And its impossible to get off the top of your finger-nails.  I have never been able to get it all off.  I always find lingering morsels of wax clinging to my hand.  And it pisses me off.  Not to mention the nasty, waxy, and slimy feeling left on your hand for like an hour.  I seriously question whether it is worth it or not.
And it is.  It so is.  As long as your mom doesn't walk up the stairs and yell at you for screwing her candle.  That always sucks. 

Why are candles so much fun to ruin?
Collin

What exactly is goin' down in my cranium

 Here's a select few of my favorite work of my own.  Do not refrain from giving opinions, especially critiques.  Enjoy?

Lower your expectations.

There is something I need to come to terms with, and that is that my blog will never be as good or artistic as my friends.  Oh Georgia.  Partly because I am moderately new to this, partly because I am not that cool.  In fact Tim Thompson would argue that I am not cool at all, but he has never been right in his life so that brings me comfort.  Any ways besides my own, if you want to check out some truly wonderful blogs check these: lovekaitlyn.blogspot.com  or  regnagleppod.blogspot.com .  Hey but don't tell kaitlyn that I read/read her blog because she doesn't know it yet.

Complacently,
Collin

Attraction

So there is this woman, well more a of a girl.  Actually we will go with young woman.  So this lady, oh hot dang, one might say she is fine.  In fact this young woman is quite the fair maden.  But I can't say too much, because then you might figure it out.  And then it would be all over the internet.  But I can say that Carson Jardine is wrong.  Perhaps I will invite her to hang with me and the pals on Friday... I will keep you posted. lolz get it? POSTED? It's like a blog post? No? Well don't worry you'll get it when your older.

Anticipation,
Collin

First Post

So this is my first post.  You may be thinking, "Collin, why are you doing a second blog when you already have one?"  Well my dear friend(s), after not updating my previous blog for about six months, I happened to forget the password... and login... and everything else.  And while I do know that I could find my login in my e-mail eventually, I just decided that maybe it was time for a change anyhow.  Well there will be more posts to come, along with some artwork as well.

Cool Thang?
Collin