In the third period art class I T.A. for there are some interesting souls.  More awkward really, not so much interesting.  These "children" are living proof that as the human body develops their social patterns are modeled after what they have seen.  And apparently these kids have watched a little too much Nickelodeon.

I am not really sure that they are aware of reality.  I am pretty sure, however, that their whole life is one big game of "make-believe".  It is almost as though they live in a cartoon, because they are endlessly blowing one another apart with dynamite and C4.  And screaming.  And talking about dragons.  And reading their Japanese Mangas.  And hitting each other.  And making all those around them feel obscenely uncomfortable.

It took a long time before the other kids in the class had the nerve to ask these "imaginative" children to shut-up.  At first they were really timid, with a little "shhh"-ing here and there.  Ultimately scared of being pulled into the unknown world and being...decimated.  But before long the class ganged up and now are not afraid to flat out tell them to shut their faces.  Even the teacher chimes in occasionally. 

This all is really just a testament to me to never let me children watch idiotic television.  They can watch PBS and Discovery all they want, ( to a certain extent ) but I BAN all things similar to Fan-boy and Chum-Chum.  That show isn't even funny.  It makes me feel uncomfortable.  I feel like my brain cells are slowly becoming disabled as I watch it.  Adventure Time on the other hand makes me a better MAN.  But that's another blog post.

Anyways lunch is almost over and I need to go to Newspaper class soon.


Don't raise your children on television.  Please.
-Collin