Thats right. I did it.
I actually just completely deleted my facebook account.
WHY!?!?! You might ask?
Well because of a couple reasons. The first being that I am pretty sure Facebook is a complete waste of time. I am also pretty sure it did me almost no good. Maybe convenient at times, but not something I really need.
Second reason; Facebook is taking over the world. I have been sick this whole weekend and so I think I have watched more T.V. this weekend than I have previously in my entire life, and I have noticed that 85% of all the commercials had a little Facebook logo on them. Even lame stuff like insurance! Who is honestly going to go on FB and click "like" on Farmers Insurance? Really? So I am pretty sure that Facebook is really some Government or Alien conspiracy to take control of our minds... but not my mind! I will be one of the few and righteous rebels going out openly and fighting back to win humankind the ability to not-waste-time-as-much and think-for-themselves and talk-in-person!
So really you should be thanking me now, for saving your future brain. Facebook-addict. Or you can join my raggedy band/crew/team/army/rebellion force/militia if you have five bucks and a sack lunch.
I used a lot of "-" in this post. Most are probably incorrect.
-Collin
1 comment:
Dear Collin,
For one: Welcome to the no-facebook club! I feel like someone new is deleting their facebook everyday. It's liberating. I'm thrilled.
For two: You used most of your hyphens correctly except for "facebook-addict." That should really just be two words.
All in all, welcome to the world of wasting less time (and sometimes more, just doing better things), thinking for yourself, and talking in person. It's fabulous.
Love, Addy.
Post script. Feel better soon.
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