sorry it has been so long

I promise it mean the aforementioned statement. (the title)


I am currently dance-typing, with no music. 


Dance-Typing: process of bouncing and grooving while typing because you feel good right now because it is sunny and you are about to go to a really cool park in P-Town and etc.


I like swings, and I'm real good at 'em too. Not to brag but I won in an official "swing off" against my bro. in law "JJ" last time we went to the park. I swung higher, faster and did more tricks than a clown does for a tough crowd. Mmm. It was nice.


I had a butt-load of stuff I was gunna post about, but I forgot what it was since it has been like... a month.


I'll "prolly" remember what they were. And you will no doubt be glad I did, when I do.


I post about stuff that you "have to be in the know, to know, you know?"


you: "no."


Me "I know"


Well I was thinkin' that it would be good if I went back to tradition and ended each and every post with a different describ-y word or phrase. (good thinkin'! Lincoln!) 


with malice aforethought,
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